Q&A with Me

I found this list of goofy questions that I, for some reason, really wanted to answer. I think it has to do more with the fact that I don’t feel like writing a legit post at this moment and want to just kill time. I may also be interested to learn things about myself. As of this moment, (7.39pm on 25.4.2015) I have not read all of the questions. So I apologize in advance if some of them are rude and stuff. Oh! See what I did there to the date?! Yeah, that STILL happens sometimes. #SorryILivedInEurope

1. Are you an innie or an outie? Innie. Like, way in there
2. Have you ever written a song? I make up songs a lot. I like to sing instead of talk sometimes. People hate it.
3. Can you make change for a dollar right now? Yes! Yes, I can!
4. Have you ever been in the opposite sex’s public toilet? Yes… Yes I have…
5. Have you ever written a poem? Who hasn’t?
6. Do you like catsup on or beside your fries? I have no idea what CATSUP is! But KETCHUP goes on the side.
7. Have you ever been a boy/girl scout? Nope
8. Have you ever written a book? Working on one now!!
9. Have you ever broken a mirror? Only on accident
10. Are you superstitious? Very!!
11. What is your biggest pet peeve? Smacking when people eat. I could kill some one.
12. Do you slurp your drink after it’s gone? Always. Gotta get the last drop
13. Have you ever blown bubbles in your milk? I am a kid at heart, so yes.
14. Would you rather eat a Big Mac or a Whopper? Oh that’s a tough one!!! I think a Whopper. I think.
15. Have you ever gone skinny-dipping? I don’t think so!
16. Would you ever parachute out of a plane? I want to go sky diving!!!!! It’s on my bucket list. Which I need to actually type up one day.
17. What’s the most daring thing you’ve done? Most daring? Gosh I don’t know! Define daring!
18. When you are at the grocery store, do you ask for paper or plastic? Are we talking about bags? Because where I am from, we don’t get a choice. Plastic all the way!
19. True or False: You would rather eat steak than pizza. Pass. It depends on my mood.
20. Did you have a baby blanket? I sure did!! It was Bambi themed with little deers and bunnies all over it. I called it Bambi.
21. Have you ever tried to cut your own hair? Yes.
22. How did that turn out? My mother wanted to “skin my hide.”
23. Have you ever sleepwalked? No on has ever told me I did.
24. Have you ever had a birthday party at McDonalds? YES!!!!!!!!!! Hahahhaha I have pictures to prove it!
25. Can you flip your eye-lids up? Gross. No.
26. Are you double jointed? No 🙁
27. If you could be any age, what age would you be? Definitely not what I am now. I think I would go back to being 7. 7 was a good time.
28. Have you ever gotten gum stuck in your hair? Both on accident and purpose
29. Do you ride roller coasters? Always.
30. What’s your favorite carnival ride? Those funhouses you know?
31. What is your dream car? 1968 Ford Mustang hatchback.
32. What is your favorite cartoon of all time? Coyote and Roadrunner
33. Have you ever eaten a dog biscuit? Not to my recollection. But I was a weird kid…
34. If so, would you eat another one? I mean I’d try anything once… Haha maybe I’m still weird
35. If you were in a car sinking in a lake, what would you do first? Pray
36. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance? Nope
37. Can you pick something up with your toes? Oh my gosh yes!! I have monkey feet!!!
38. How many remote controls do you have in your house? An amount that probably shouldn’t be admitted online. Like, a lot.
39. Have you ever fallen asleep in school? No! I was too dang good a student! I remember countless times just wanting to drift off, but I never could do it.
40. How many times have you flown in an airplane in the last year? In 2015 alone? 6 times. From last April to this April? 20? I think?
41. How many foreign countries have you visited? I think I’m up to 15.
42. If you were out of shape, would you compete in a triathlon if you were somehow guaranteed to win a big, gaudy medal? Heck no!!
43. Would you rather be rich and unhappy, or poor and happy? Poor and happy. All day.
44. If you fell into quicksand, would you try to swim or try to float? Float! You’re supposed to be still.
45. Do you ask for directions when you are lost? Always
46. Have you ever held a Mexican jumping bean? Not that I know of
47. Are you more like Cinderella or Alice in Wonderland? Alice. Sometimes I just cry. And I get lost a lot.
48. Would you rather have an ant farm with no ants or a box of crayons with broken points? Broken crayons.
49. Do you prefer light or dark bread? I just like bread. Lots of butter please
50. Do you prefer scrambled or fried eggs? Scrambled!
51. Have you ever been in a car that ran out of gas? No, but my family totally ran out of gas one time while I was in Ireland. My sister wrote about that story on my blog.
52. Do you talk in your sleep? God I hope not!
53. Would you rather shovel snow or mow the lawn? Mow the lawn
54. Have you ever played in the rain? Was it really a childhood if you didn’t?
55. Did you make mud pies? Yes
56. Have you ever broken a bone? My toes
57. Would you climb a very high tree to save a kitten? I would at least try to!
58. Can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator? Something about their mouth and the type of ridges on their backs.
59. Do you drink pepsi or coke? Both! But it has to be DIET!
60. What’s your favorite number? 27
61. If you were a car, would you be an SUV or a sports car? SUV
62. Have you ever accidentally taken something from a hotel? Shampoos. Every time.
63. Have you ever slipped in the bathtub? BAHAHAHA!!! YES!!!!
64. Do you use regular or deodorant soap? There’s a difference?
65. Have you ever locked yourself out of the house? Yes, but I always left a window unlocked so I could break in.
66. Would you rather make your living as a singing cowboy or as one of the Simpsons voices? Singing cowboy. I feel like I am one already!
67. If you could invite any movie star to your home for dinner, who would it be? Jennifer Lawrence. I honestly think she and I would be really good friends.
68. Do you need corrective lenses? I wear glasses for up close stuff
69. Would you hang out with / date someone your best friend didn’t like? I’ve done it many times
70. Would you hang out with someone your best friend liked, but you didn’t like? Nope nope nope
71. Have you ever returned a gift? I don’t think I have
72. Would you give someone else a gift that had been given to you? Yes. A present made its way around the entire office one time.
73. If you could attend an Olympic Event, what would it be? I have!!!! GO USA WOMEN’S SOCCER!!!
74. If you could participate in an Olympic Event, what would it be? I’d like to do archery
75. How many pairs of shoes do you own? I cannot answer this question because I know I would get the large number wrong…
76. If your grandmother gave you a gift that you already have, would you tell her? Probably
77. Do you sing in the car? Every day
78. What is your favorite breed of dog? The ones that don’t make me have a major allergic reaction
79. Would you donate money to feed starving animals in the winter? No, they’re animals. They’ll be fine.
80. What is your favorite fruit? Watermelon!
81. What is your least favorite fruit? Cantaloupe.
82. What kind of fruit have you never had? If I haven’t had it, how would I know?
83. If you won a $5,000 shopping spree to any store, which store would you pick? The Loft!
84. What brand sports apparel do you wear the most? It varies. I worked for a school that was sponsored by UnderArmour, so I wear a lot of that.
85. Are/were you a good student? HAHAHAHHAHAHA NOOOOO!!! I was the WORST
86. Among your friends, who could you arm wrestle and beat? Kara. <3 😉
87. If you had to choose, what branch of the military would you be in? I think the Navy
88. What do you think is your best feature? My eye color
89. If you were to win a Grammy, what kind of music would it be for? Broadway
90. If you were to win an Oscar, what kind of movie would it be for? Romantic Comedy
91. What is your favorite season? Fall
92. How many members do you have in your immediate family? Mom, Dad, Sister
93. Which of the five senses is most important to you? Touch
94. Would you be a more successful painter or singer? Singer. I can’t draw stick figures
95. How many years will/did you end up going to college? 3.5 years. Below the average SUCKAAA
96. Have you ever had surgery? I had my wisdom teeth taken out
97. Would you rather be a professional figure skater or professional football player? Football!! Who are you kidding?!
98. What do you like to collect? Bells and spoons
99. How many collectibles do you have? No idea
100. What one question would you add to this survey? Would you be able to spend a night in jail?