First Time Traveler : Ahhh!!! I am SO pumped! Paris!! London!! AMSTERDAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Experienced Traveler : Paris, London, Amsterdam! Wooo…. I mean, Yay!!!
FTT : My Passport is gonna be loaded with stamps! Come at me customs!
ET : I am coming here to visit. Please just stamp my book thing so I can go spend my pennies on delicious street food. I promise I will leave in three days!
FTT : Oh hey really cute local that doesn’t speak a word of English.
ET : Oh hey really creepy local that doesn’t speak a word of English.
FTT : A hostel is the most magical place on the planet. I have met people from ALL OVER the globe!
ET : Meh. It’s a just another place to crash.
FTT : Dear God, when does the walking EEENNndDDD?!
ET : Sometimes, I just want my car. But then I remember how much exercise walking around does for me.
FTT : Is this normal? Are all Ryanair flights like this? Holy $#!@! What was that landing?!
ET : Sings along with the trumpet blast out of pure spite and irony. Yet another solid Ryanair flight. And I mean come on, we all are just as glad that we landed as every other flight.
FTT : What is this? Am I supposed to eat that? Is that food?
ET : Let me see how much I can shove in there?!
FTT : Gah this is amazing! The world is so big and incredible! I want to travel for the rest of my life!
ET : Gah this is amazing. The world is so big and incredible, and despite all of the crap I go through, I want to do this for the rest of my life.